The hilarity that is Breaking Dawn
“A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.”
i post things for shits and giggles.
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This house doesn’t have wireless, so I can’t use my iPod Touch on the toilet.
430. HER MILKSHAKE DID NOT BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD: HER BREASTS AND SLUTTY DEMEANOR DID.
(via gotwisdom)
3 Signs I Shouldn't Be Touching This Computer
1.) Nearby box of tissues
2.) Sticky keyboard
3.) File on Desktop labeled “Horny Spanish Girls”
UGH!
warningdontreadthis:(via malfoyy)
